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One Day In May

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So Cam and I were going out to Walmart today and we happened to pass a very memoriable place. Ya know that awkward curb sticking out of nowhere by Downeast Outfitters and Great Clips, well let me go back a year... There we were looking for flip flops for me to take on my trip to Australia. We had already gone to Walmart, Shopko, and Shoe Carnival. We decided to go to Downeast Outfitters just to look, because they are sorta expensive. We already passed but Cam was willing to flip the car in reverse and back up. All the sudden a freakin huge truck came out of nowhere and suprised the panties off of both of us. Unfortunately, as we were rolling backwards to avoid a collision with the ever so big truck, the obnoxious curb just happened to run under Cam's tires...well back passenger tire. We both sit there in shock of what has happened and the only thing to exit Cam's mouth is... and I quote "SHIT!!! Shit shit!" Remember this is coming out of Camary, the good little girl. ...

Stream Of Though..A.D.D.

Today my mind has been moving like a billion miles per hour, well it would be if my mind could actually travel per mile. I've been jumping from thought to thought to thou... Focusing has gotten down to an miniscule action. I tried to pay attention to the speakers today at church but every time someone in the congregation moved, my mind shifted to them and why they were moving. Singing was almost impossible...someone was incredibly flat and WHY is she singing in a different language!!? My nap time came an extra 2 hours early, about the time that Payton Neilson's dad started to speak. Being around hundreds of people I know at the same time puts my brain into utter confusion. It is mass overload and I talk to one person and can't even focus on their face. Too much movement and exciting things happening...Gossip up the WAZOO!!! Thoughts coming in and out in a flash.... Oh my heck his voice is so annoying, I just want to staple his mouth shut. Like the boy in that book when he r...

MJ, Can't Say I'll Miss You.

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Michael Jackson died yesterday, June 25th, along with a hundred other people! What makes hims so special that the producers of MTV and VH1 stop all shows and do a tribute to Michael Jackson? Honestly what good for mankind did he do? He wrote music, danced and molested little boys...doesn't seem that special to me. I could see if reasonable to do a Tribute to Him if he did something life changing, like cure Cancer or the common cold or even fund a project to better mankind. Really, anyone can write music, heck I write music. I am pretty sure that when I die, CNN or NBC won't have a 2 day special on my life and the many things I did not accomplish. Maybe I should go get my nose replaced and turned into plastic and dye my skin a color it isn't suppose to be, maybe then will I get a 2 day special about my life. The thing that really blows my mind, do people really not know that celebrities die too? He had to die sooner or later. Sooner is better, now the world's little boys...

Blogger.com Here I Come.

I just came to the conclusion that I need a blogger account to write my nothingness down for all the world to read. Not to worry World, I will occasionally write something interesting down, but at the moment I have nothing that intersting to say. Well on second thought, I actually started an account but I forgot the password and I didn't really write anything so I said to myself in my head, "Jake, what is the point of even having a blogger account if you never write anything?" And how true was that. But now I committing myself to writing my whole life... well the exciting parts down. Ha ha Tis' enough for now!