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New Year, new semester, new love interest, new friends, new underwear. Who knew so many new things would come about all at the same time! New Years, such a good start to the year. Played some cards, had some fun, then went to Idaho Falls... and well the rest is history. New semester just started, and I am already freaking out. Anatomy and Physiology is kicking my trash, maybe I can convince someone to let me use them as my "Model" for reviewing the different parts of the body haha. New love interest, well we all know what that means, but because of the semester starting, I am unable to focus on my love interest. Sorry interest of mine, but you have to be put on hold, at least until summer. I won't be able to make it up to Idaho Falls that often haha!! New friends, Dear Arielle, It was freaking awesome to have to come here and stay with Nanette. I had such a great time and I know Nanette did as well. I will always have a special spot in my eye for your tongue. New underwea...

So the other day my mom made me the best offer in the world! I am not even kidding, it is one of those offers that make you pee a little. Ok picture this... Scene: The livingroom I am laying on the loveseat just relaxing and bein a little lazy, but what's new. Mom walks in and sits down on the chair next to me and this is the following conversation we have. Mother: ok Jake I have an offer for you. Jake: Ok? Like what? Mother: It is an offer that will help the both of us. Jake: Ok what is it then? Mother: What is something I would use help with? Jake: I am guessing it has something to do with outside Mother: Yes It does. Jake: Is it the garden? Mother: Yes. And what do you need help with? Jake: YOUR PAYING MY COLLEGE TUITION!?! Mother: No. Jake: Ok Well what is it? Mother: If you weed the garden and maintain it for the rest of the summer, I will buy all your school books! Jake: What?! Are you serious?!! It is a deal!! End Scene. Yes, my mom said she would by my textbooks if...