24 Hour Convenience Store of Life.

**Ding Ding** (Customer Walks In)
Hello, can I help you find something?
-Oh yes, I was just looking for the artificial friendship?
Isle 4, Left hand side.
-Thanks.
Also, we are running a special on the "Use Me for Your Benefit" Collection.
-Oh perfect I was looking at that for the past week.
It has been pretty popular lately.
(Customer Walks Away)
*Sigh*
(Customer Returns With Artificial Friendship, "Use Me for Your Benefit" Collection Pieces, and a copy of How to Mess With His Feelings and Screw Him Over.)
Is this everything for you tonight?
-Ya, I really wasn't looking to actaully spend anything but these few things caught my attention.
**Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep**
(Scanning Items.)
Alright, Your total comes to Being nice at first, then showing your true colors and a bunch of wasted time.
-Wow, prices have gone up lately...
Ya, here's your receipt and have a great night.
**Ding, Ding**
(Customer Walks Leaves.)

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