What I Think When I See A Cute Boy.

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Eye contact and he smiles

"Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, Ohmigod He's gay, 

Girl walks up, they kiss.

"Blech, he really isn't that cute anyway."

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