Marie Has Body Odor. I Said It.
Is starting to get really frustrated. I hate that the weightloss and body toning process is so slow. It drives me crazy how long it take for the improvement to show. But what makes me even more frustrated is how long it take for skin to tighten up. It is almost discouraging. I was hoping that this summer would be the summer of swimming and sun bathing. Ya know, one year post severe weightloss and after the loose skin has finally tightened up giving me the body I have always wanted...or at least a body that I feel comfortable walking around with my shirt off. The body where the sagging extra skin doesn't give me a muffin top. But it seems like this is not that year. I dunno how much swimming I am gonna get in this year, none probably. Unless I get in really good with a couple surgeons and they give me a tummy tuck, now that would be lovely. Just get rid of all the saggy skin.
I have been trying all the techniques I know to help the process along just a tad faster. Exfoliating twice daily. Eating organic veggies. Working out twice daily. Massaging in Shea Butter. Daily Yoga. They just are not doing it for me. What else can I do to help the process along?
Enough about the depressing shit. The other day I was at work and thought I should try on all the girl clothes at American Eagle just so I know how they fit. So when I get asked a questions about them I can more personally answer the question. I am officially in LOVE with girl jeans. More specifically the size 6 Skinny Jeans, Dark Wash. They fit like a glove. I love it. Never thought I would ever try wearing girl jeans, but I couldn't resist. Not only do they fit perfectly, but they give me a Honky-Tonk Ba-Donk-A-Donk. It is slightly ridiculous, but it is fun, right? Right. Also I am planning on doing a 5K run on July 5th. I hope I can do it. Ha ha I have not been running as far as I should, but I do run...and I do bike again.
I am also slightly scared for my first electric bill. We will see what happens.
I have been trying all the techniques I know to help the process along just a tad faster. Exfoliating twice daily. Eating organic veggies. Working out twice daily. Massaging in Shea Butter. Daily Yoga. They just are not doing it for me. What else can I do to help the process along?
Enough about the depressing shit. The other day I was at work and thought I should try on all the girl clothes at American Eagle just so I know how they fit. So when I get asked a questions about them I can more personally answer the question. I am officially in LOVE with girl jeans. More specifically the size 6 Skinny Jeans, Dark Wash. They fit like a glove. I love it. Never thought I would ever try wearing girl jeans, but I couldn't resist. Not only do they fit perfectly, but they give me a Honky-Tonk Ba-Donk-A-Donk. It is slightly ridiculous, but it is fun, right? Right. Also I am planning on doing a 5K run on July 5th. I hope I can do it. Ha ha I have not been running as far as I should, but I do run...and I do bike again.
I am also slightly scared for my first electric bill. We will see what happens.
How to put this, how to put this....a honky tonk na-donk-a-donk...not a something I expected you to rejoice in ever but if it makes you happy to have one I say embrace it...heck do as they do in the video and roller skate to show it off better. I also hate you for fitting into the size 6 but I'll forgive you as it isn't your fault that it is a dream of mine that has gone to a far far better place in a galaxy far far away... :)
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