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I've Felt Tanky In It Lately.

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Imma just say it, I like Salt Lake City. I used to absolutely detest it. I've no clue why I like it so much now...but I do. I've been there 3 times in the last 2 weeks. I am not a huge fan of the whole  Beehive stuff...but SLC is the best place to shop within 3 hours. This time, I took my niece Kayleigh with me. We were on a mission..school clothes shopping! Needless to say, I LOVE this little girl. We had the best of time crashing to malls and  walking the streets of Salt Lake.  Shopping was an absolute success.  Muh Roo now has 10 new outfits for school :) And I may have gotten myself a lil' somethin;' somethin'. Here are a few photos from our little trip. 1.  ERMAHGERD! LERK, ERTS A CERSTL! 2.Well, duh, it's me...Leaving SLC..Until we meet again. 3. H&M, Nuff Said. 4. My little Rooster and I heading to get our shop on! 5. "Can I go to the upper floors to see the castle?" *Said in a British Accen...

You're Attached To Me.

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In a conversation with Christopher today I mentioned  why I only say "Ha ha" (or any variation of thus) instead of "LOL" via text. Reasoning: I find "LOL" confusing because people say it with out  actually laughing. It has evolved into a filler or something  to say when you don't have anything to say.  When people use it all the time, at first I think I am hilarious cause they are ALWAYS Laughing Out Loud...but then in reality it is not true. It is just something to say when you have no real response. I use "Ha ha" (et al variations) because I literally am laughing. Maybe not Out Loud...sometimes...other times in my head.  That would be a weird acronym..Laughing In My Head. LIMH. I kinda like it...I might use that one now. Enjoy these photos of Natalie and Me Laughing and Fake Laughing.  ALSO, since I had to explain myself about the Ha ha and the LOL.... I also said  that I don't say the...

Should I Fear For My Teeth.

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I have been on this ridiculous shopping streak for a while now. It.Must.End. Every single day I go shopping. Some days it is just a tank top here and a  pair of shoes there. Other days it gets out of control. It's not just a tank top or shoes... it's $100.00 here, $300.00 there. It is a serious problem and I can't stop. I see things I like. And I buy. Luckily I haven't convinced myself that the whole Buy Now, Pay Later theory is a good one. But since we are talking about shopping.. look at how cute I look in my new outfit. It is becoming my favorite look. Mega casual, ultra fine.  I vow, after this coming Tuesday, the shopping will end. I am going to Salt Lake to take my niece school shopping. And that will be it. I guess since I am not really shopping for myself...I can say that the whole shopping spree is over. Right?  Side note, I am loving this sunshine...I get to get my tan on like no bodies business :) A little Vitami...

Somewhere Random Puking Your Guts Out.

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It's official, I am paranoid. I have never felt scared going for a run.  Running around my parent's neighborhood is the scariest thing I have ever done. Why is it scary? Cause there are dogs. I like dogs...LOVE dogs. But when I am running along enjoying the sweat stinging my eyes, and a dog comes out of nowhere and gets right up next to the fence and foaming at the mouth barking, I turn into a little school girl. Screaming my head off, sometimes falling over, or side jumping into a  car, garbage can, recycle bin, tree, lamp post, off the sidewalk and fall into the street...etc. WAIT!  Where does the paranoia come in? Well after getting scared and running in to objects on the side of the road, I start seeing things...shadows. Usually my OWN shadow. I see the movement and get freaked out and convince myself that  someone is following me and just waiting until I out of the streetlamp's light/ Once out of the safety of the dim yellow ligh...

I Want To Punch Her And Her Kid.

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Attachment is a strange little thing.  Especially with me.  It is no secret that I have serious addictions to people.  Normally these infatuations die out in 2 or 3 days.  I've a friend that has seemed to break the Die-out Streak. In comparison, comparison is healthy I think, Mi Amigo  has been so far different from everyone else I come in contact with. Main difference being propositioning isn't a topic of discussion. We just, talk.  We've met once. Just once.  It is as if we have known each other for longer than 2 weeks.  Now the difficult stuff. The attachment is starting to develop. Eeeeek. I am trying to turn my brain off and just take everything in as it comes. This Ami is not here, nor will be.  And in time, will be further than a drive away. I live by the following: If you Love someone, tell them. If you are thinking about someone, let them know. If you think, "I Love You," say it for pe...

Lol! You're Making Me Anxious.

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Well today was, indeed, extremely unproductive. I only accomplished 2 of the 8 items outlined in my agenda for today. Sadly the two items completed were raiding the garden and running. I feel gross. I didn't even shower. How could anyone like a guy like me? I forget to shower. Instead of doing the things I said I would, I went to the salon and hung out with my sista Amanda and coworker Sara, while Sara added some biggity blond. As stimulating as it was,  I discovered a few things... A. My legs are pretty darn beautiful. B. I need to shave them, still. C. My black TOMS are incredibly worn out and I need new ones. D. I have gotten a heck of a lot more flexible. After wasting 2 hours at the salon, I had a yoga class.  My body just loves yoga. I could do it for hours.  At the end of the class...one of the last poses we did was a headstand. And I DOMINATED! Those ladies won't be laughing at me for not being able to do it now. Who wa...

I Have A Huge Undies Fetish.

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Best part of my morning: I am pretty sure this photo explains it all. I love cool summer morning bike rides. It is perfect when the air is just chilly enough to make the hair on my arms stand up, but the coldness is cancelled out by the warm sun on my back.  Eeeek, perfect. What is on today's agenda? 1. Raid mom's garden for some zucchini. 2. Get eyebrows waxed. 3. Trim. 4. Go running. 5. At some point shower. 6. Sun bathe.  7. Hit up a few stores for some clothes. 8. Read. I am running out of things to blog about. My life isn't that interesting. Suggestions? Questions? Comments? Concerns? Anything?