Lack Of Punctuation.

It is that time again, the VMAs. This year I was slightly less than impressed with pretty much all of it. This year, there was no host...I would have rather had a single host or even a pair of hosts instead of the garbage this did this year. Who ever the opening guy was, (not worth remembering his name) was the most distasteful choice in a long time. His "funny" one-liners were anything but funny. Borderline offensive.

Let's begin to review.

Lady Gaga, or as she introduced herself, Jo Calderone. All good artists have those moments of disappointment. This was her moment. The idea was clever, but at the same time expected from the ongoing male accused female. My least favorite part of her act was when she was presenting Britney Spears with the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award. Yes Lady Gaga, you were born this way, but Britney didn't want to kiss you, so say eh.

Pitbull and Ne-yo. Where to begin? Should we start with how Pitbull does not know how to move his body? How Pitbull cannot pass dressing like an Italian male? Or should we start with Ne-yo and his inability to sing the same notes that were sung in the recording of "Give Me Everything" ? This was one of my least favorite performances, yet it is one of my favorite songs, what a shame.

Okay, we all know Nicki Minaj is crazy, but really? Does she really think her dre...outfi...costu... uh, her wearable daycare is cute? This woman has problems and it is clear. Although I am happy she won the Best Hip-Hop Video. Kudos.

Katy Perry, I am shocked she looks semi normal. The Chinese dress and parasol complimented her bubblegum pink hair. Not sure why artists think having outrageous colored hair is awesome, but whatever frosts their cookies. Katy and Kanye West were awarded with the Best Collaboration Video, yet again, not one of my favorites. The song itself is kind of tacky. Oops.

As RJY said, Lesbian, winner of the Best Male Video.

Adele, fabulous. Winner of Best Artist Direction. Plain dressing, fly-away hair and emotionally intense music. :)

Tyler the Creator...okay, do I even have to say anything? The photo itself should say enough. If the photos doesn't get the message across, This is my favorite line "I am excited as F***." Not exactly sure how you get excited like that. Maybe I should look it up on Urbandictionary.com. But Let's give him some credit, he does have the vocabulary of a 3rd grader. Although I am diggin' the Tie-Dye kitty shirt.

Cannot forget Ms. Britney Spears. Pretty, but still dumb. She is proof that you don't need talent to be famous. All you need is an auto-tuner, sexy backup dancers, and a shit o' money. Recipient of Best Pop Video Award and the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award.

Beyonce. She never disappoints. This year, she is just gorgeous. Pregnant, and absolutely wonderful. Not only does she look beautiful in her gown, but she still is one of the best performers out there. After she performs "Love On Top" she does the most precious thing and gives her little baby bump a run, grins and walks off stage :)

Some others, Taylor Lautner, wow, all he has going for his is unblemished skin. I think we have a celebrity dumber than Britney Spears. Congrats Taylor, you win. Selina Gomez...another pretty face, but as pretty as it is, it doesn't hide that obvious raunchiness behind it. I think the only band I left out was the Foo Fighters. Not much to say there.

Yes, yes, I know this is not ALL of the awards, but the others were not even worth mentioning. Hopefully next year the VMAs will be much better...I couldn't imagine them getting any worse than this year, but who knows, celebrities do the darn'dest things.